Friday, April 10, 2009

Paranoid

My dad just came in to see what I was doing just now...

I was just closing my eyes and bathing my face in light(from lamp).

I opened up my eyes to see him in the doorway. o.O?

"What are you doing?"

"I'm resting. Closing my eyes. Can't you see?"

"Hahahahah!!"

"What?"

"You're crazy! Look at that golf club you have over there!" He pointed at the golf club that had been standing there against my chair for several hours. Then, he left.

Wondering why I have a golf club in my room?

Today, my heart almost bursted out of my chest today. I remember hearing the sound of my beating heart next to my eardrums. My ears dying from looking for the noise that they're expecting to hear. One hand squeezing so tightly on the doorknob leaving red marks on the palm, the other hand grabbing on to the phone with buzzing sound. All while suffering from terrible cramps that were expected to come. Confused much?

Before I got all paranoid and heard my own heartbeat, I was happily staring at my new Alice Nine poster...until a voice from outside my window called out...

"Anyone home???Hellllooooo........................"

My window was open, so I had to close my window to ignore those stupid people whatever they wanted from ME, who was home alone. But as I was closing my window, the man spotted me, but I hurried to close the other blinds anyways. I had to ignore this person. Okay, so he rang the doorbell and knocked on the door, big deal =.=. I just made sure my door was locked. So a few rings is what he did, and I thought he would just go awayyy after that, but WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON!??! He was just the most persistent guy everr!! He went on saying, "I know you're in there!!Open up!!" Okay....now that's just invading privacy. If you know they're not coming to the door after how MANY times you rang the bell, YOU SHOULD KNOW that they DONT WANT to talk to you or see you or have ANYTHING TO DO with you! I just waited a bit longer for him to just SHOO AWAY. But WHAT THE f#@%$ DO I HEAR NEXT?!?! THE SOUND OF TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR!! You know how that annoying sound is like right?!?! Chuk-cheuk-chuk!! Just imagine the doorknob moving up and down and left to right and right to left and ALL AROUND. NOT FUNNY AT ALL! I started freaking from there. FRREAAKED. I'm just going to go ahead and skip this WHOLE DAMN PART and go straight to after an hour or so passed how I called my friend up who lives close by me. She was NICE enough to drive over and check...and that was when my FREAKED LEVel went lower because that guy wasn't there ANYMORE. Who the @#$%&*@#! RINGS,knocks, SHAKES,yells AT MY DOOR for half an hour?!? GET A @#$%^@#*! LIFE!!!!! Even if it was half an hour, IT CREEPED ME out for the whole $&^#&*$@ DAY!! I even have a !&$@*# golf club with me now!!!!THAT SON OF A MOTHERASFAEIOFSDK~~!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Best Dream

Today, I had the BEST dream EVER!!!
One hour after I had that dream, I just couldn't take it anymore and I had to draw it out!!
It was even better than if Miyavi appeared in my dream. YEs. It was THAT GREAT.
After I drew out the picture, I was like OH MY GOODNESS!!WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAPPY LOOKING THING?!?!THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE IT AT ALL!!Anyway, I never DRAW OUT my dreams. So, this dream is really special to me.

What I drew was supposed to be the best scenery out of my whole dream. It was a big adventure I had by myself. On the way, there would be people I know who would join me for a little while. Some people guided me. It was OF COURSE out in the nature. That scene which involves water, was nature's WORK OF ART. It was on a very high place. If you stood on the edge, you would be able to look down at all the beautiful trees and grass and some rocky and sandy parts of the place. It was probably a few hundred feet in the air. That was the most memorable part of my dream.

At that specific place, there were pebbles and rocks among the water and there would be fishies swimming around you. White fishies, black fishies, gold fishies, red fishies. When I first stepped in, my feet soaked into the water and I walked around the swimming fishies.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Afterschool

[June & Dad enters house]

On the kitchen table sits a box(2 croissants) and a beard papa box.

Dad reaches for the box with croissants and opens it...about to grab one--

June notices it right away and

"WAIT!!THAT'S GOING TO BE MY BREAKFAST FOR TOMORROW!!"

Dad closes the box and goes towards the beard papa box--

June notices AGAIN and

"NOOOO!!!THAT'S MY DESSERT FOR TONIGHT!!!"

Dad: ........................................ *walks away*

June: ^______________^

Just right now

June wanted to wake up early in the morning to shower, but felt that alarm wasn't enough, so...

June: [texting to dad] Can you wake me up at 6:00 tomorrow so I can shower?

30 seconds later...

June: [receives reply] it reads: K

30 seconds later...

[Dad enters June's room]

Dad: You're really funny. We're in the same house and you're texting me. *laughs*

June: Oh. I thought you were out. Really.