I decided to ask my dad.
"Have you ever thought about moving to Antarctica?"
Dad: -pauses TV- -gives this wierd look at me- Go to bed! Why are you asking me such a ridiculous question?
Me: Have you ever thought about it??
Dad: What are you gonna do about money?
Me: You don't need money there! You have everything you need!
Dad: What are you gonna do there?
Dad: -getting annoyed- what about food?
Me: there's food delivery, EVERYTHING IS FREE!
Dad: -impatient- Then go move to Antarctica!
Me: -____- not by myself...
Dad: JUST GO TO BED!